HUMAN ANATOMY STOMACH

My name is Peppino and I was born on a cold winter's day, and retaining penile tradition, being born on a chilly day did mean that I was smaller than usual. So, while I am not such a large penis in size, you will consideration that my skin is smooth and juvenile finding and that I am a very handsome devil, or at least that is what I've been told by my human admirers.

So, back to my story...

Following birth, I grew up attached to my human in a family of five siblings, one brother and three sisters. I went to school where I learned a great deal about personal anatomy. Strangely this education occurred most oftentimes during school recess. But, be that as it may, it wasn't until college that I realized that I wanted to focus on male sexuality and help my fellow penises understand more about their attachment to their humans and vice versa. This is because I witnessed first-hand the confusion and lack of care that men encounter in relation to sex and penises in particular. With this new found educational fervor I graduated, summa cum laude, with a Bachelor of Phallic Mythology and a master of Penis Psychosexual Development. Bringing my story forward, I then went on to lecture on male sexuality and obtained my Penis health Doctorate, or Ph.D., which saw me nominated for "Penis of the Year".

To tell you the truth, I was actually overjoyed that I had won the award because I knew that I was being congratulated for all the hard work and dedication that I had put into penis education, especially when I think back on some of the dark, dank locations my studies required me to visit. At graduation, I'm not reticent to tell you, that I stood straighter, and firmer, though not taller, than my fellow penile award recipients.

With award in hand, naturally, I was in great demand. After all "Penis of the Year" award is not given to just any old Tom, Dick and Harry. Ultimately I was hired as a spokes-penis for a phenomenal goods that maintains penile health and reduces the wear and tear that we penises may feel during sexual encounters, including those sometimes rough encounters that we experience at the hands of our humans.

I will, over the arrival months, be discussing male sexuality at great length and giving you insight into such topics as "what women think about penises" and my own consumer surveys into penis size, penile health and, in general, topics of great interest to most humans.

Until then, take care of your penis...even if it's not your own.

You can see and listen to Peppino(Tm) at: http://www.man1health.com